Diary of Fatherhood in Roope's Own Words .....

I won't lie, it's an anxious wait.... 

I'm no stranger to parenthood & I take my responsibilities very seriously - I mean I have six kids already Up North and I know that one of them is called Elsa.

When Tasja came round to my gaff just before New Year - I was like wow!  She was just beautiful and she smelt like a French Tart - my face was like ....

And she was everything I could have wished for and more - she even has a white splodge on her nose, how very Parisienne.  Christmas came all over again and when she left my face was like ....

This was me on my walk today - I must have run to that tree and back a hundred times, well maybe twice, but I never let the truth get in the way of a good story.  I know I'll be told when things start to happen ..... but hurry up, I want news or dinner and soon.  Apparently the only excitement at the moment is that my Dad is getting blown in the garden!!