So let me tell you how my life's been these past few weeks. Great food - check, healthy amazing babies - check, boobies around my ankles - check, evicted from the Presidential Suite - check.
Yes you guessed it, the blonde bombshell from London checked in (see what I did there?) and let me tell you, even in full pregnancy bloom she looked svelte. Everything happened really quickly and before I knew it, I was shuntled up the corridor. Now, keep this between us, but I think I've won - I'm in a bigger room that's dual aspect! There's even a playpen in here, a very comfy cream sofa and a TV - I watched Crufts! Housekeeping is a bit lax - I've even seen vetbed fluff on the floor and some puppy toe nail clippings, quelle horreur! I'm not really complaining though as a week ago I got a roast dinner!
Yes you guessed it, the blonde bombshell from London checked in (see what I did there?) and let me tell you, even in full pregnancy bloom she looked svelte. Everything happened really quickly and before I knew it, I was shuntled up the corridor. Now, keep this between us, but I think I've won - I'm in a bigger room that's dual aspect! There's even a playpen in here, a very comfy cream sofa and a TV - I watched Crufts! Housekeeping is a bit lax - I've even seen vetbed fluff on the floor and some puppy toe nail clippings, quelle horreur! I'm not really complaining though as a week ago I got a roast dinner!
The bubbas have been wormed and apparently I have too, not that I noticed, if you saw what I'm snacking on between meals you'd understand how wormer can go unnoticed.... Here's Donut looking like a right donut.
Back to the blonde, she had two boys and THREE girls. Pfffff. Here they are at four days old. We are both quite keen to look in each other's prams, but we're not allowed yet. It doesn't matter - I already know mine are the best! I try to ignore all the 'oooohs and ahhhhhs' I hear wafting along the corridor, I refuse to accept hers could be any sweeter and I don't know why they keep talking about cute little polar bears ....
Liz says this one looks like a chubby Eskimo Kid - hee hee!
Bardot - Photo Alice Fowler
Liz has added to the website two week photos of my little ones but she is running a bit behind with the three week ones - you just can't get the staff! In the meantime here's one taken by a friend.
Waffle - Domino patterned puppy - Photo Alice Fowler.
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